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Coworker: “I kinda feel sorry for the Presidential candidates, they’re followed every minute by reporters.”

Me: “They want that or they wouldn’t put themselves in position to run for office.”

Coworker: “Yeah but...“

Me: “No. They knew running for President meant getting their drawers run through while they’re wearing them. That’s why Bill Clinton ran twice.”

The fantastic ladies over at The Frisky asked me to give them a list of nominations for their annual Hotness Awards, and just posted them up on their site!

I tried my hardest to not just list country music bands and lame answers like "I don't watch TV", and I'd like to think I nominated some pretty cool stuff. (Who would argue that the Rain vs Stephen Colbert Dance-Off wasn't the hottest scandal of the year?)

BitchBuzz on The Frisky!

Check it out and vote!!

Stripped socks with flowery flats.

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I may have posted this before but it, with the panda abortion video, is my favorite all-time Onions

Jimmy Say

Maths skillz

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I have a friend. I love her, known her since she was 14 and I was 15.

Last year, she declared bankruptcy. See, she and her husband of 15 years (boy, are we old now) broke up and divorced. He decided both cooking and smoking meth was a grand idea and had no intention of stopping. She walked out. He didn't pay the bills and their home was foreclosed and sold off by the mortgage company.

These things happen.

Now, she and her boyfriend of three years are looking into buying another house. Her credit rating is poor but his is good. They're going to buy for zero money down.

I love her. At the same time, she won't listen to reason. I have very little but I'm not in debt. If I were to buy a home, I'd have some money down, for the love of all that's holy. I don't get it. Why the "now" with no responsibility, fore-thought or integrity?

You'd think people would lern.

Love love love my new toy!  I blogged about it over on my writing blog, so I'll send you there for the review. Oh oh I'm a very happy camper!

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• 10:05 @antoniostarr Don't blame it on the car:) I don't need Miss Cleo to tell me you're single, w/o kids, & have a great ins policy hint, hint. #
• 10:06 @CarolDC Great quote!!! #
• 10:10 Driving 200 miles on quarter of a tank of gas just does not seem fair:) ping.fm/6nJug Cool:) #
• 10:13 @antoniostarr Ok. Think about your family & us:) People are changing their underwear & facing PTSD after you pass them at those speeds:( #
• 13:21 Does anyone have a Jaiku invite available? Thanks in advance!! I appreciate it:) #
• 13:36 @chalize Jaiku looks like the United Nations! I really did not know that aspect:) Thx again! #
• 13:42 @chalize I can see that happening very easily to me as well:( Blame it on Ping:) #
• 13:44 @Mollena Did they have a pretend honeymoon too? I hope the trend does not spread due to possibly traumatizing the survivor:( #
• 13:47 I see that everybody put their baby pictures on Pownce or it has been a long time since you've logged in:) #
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• 13:56 USPTO Says No More Software Patents (ping.fm/6DojX) #
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• 13:58 If you haven't already, grab a free Starbucks card & register it. They are giving away free drinks as a result. 2nd offer received today:) #
• 14:03 @scifirantergirl Ping creates them:( Maybe Ping should buy TinyURL or vice versa. #
• 14:05 @ejflavors They must be the newbie recruiter. Sounded like the scene from GlenGarry Glen Ross:) Know the full deal before opening mouth! #
• 14:17 @gregarious The guy's priorities are upside down unless there is some real, medicinal objectives going on in the bag. #
• 14:43 Headbobbing to OSW: ping.fm/l4vIf W00t! #
• 15:01 @swirlspice Isn't there some Parker-hating going on within Pierson? The hip check was too obvious to be legitimate & in control:( #
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YO and Chillen

Everytime I hear these two words I just wanna strangle somthing because they are so annoying. (to me) so yes if your talking to me please don't say "yo" before every sentance (I won't treat you different, but if you do it just might make me cry) and if I ask you what your doing and you choose say "Chillen" or "Nothing" don't expect me to reply back. Thank you for listening and good day.

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